Oh, hello Miss Livingstone! Well, what does Tennessee Schmaltz want now?"
Jack: "That's exactly what I pay you.
Jack: "Last week I did a broadcast from the Nellis Air Force Base in Las Vegas. Jack (Voiceover): "I kept looking for the captain. Come on Herb, let's go back to the sanitarium and work on it some more." Or was that the El Capitan?" I was in Rome, Venice, Monte Carlo, London and Paris!"
those."
Before she can read it, Dennis calls and phones in his routine. Jack tries to order, but the waiter is Frank Nelson, so an argument quickly ensues. Isn't there any place closer?" Now, Mr. Riggs, would you please read that bottom row of numbers as fast as you can?" Mary finally reads the letter.
Not a lot of quotable lines, but a continuous supply of funny situations throughout.
Taking Mr. And Mrs. Ronald Colman to the Macombo. (Jack Benny, "The Jack Benny Program") "The tribe has spoken" (Jeff Probst, "Survivor") "Denny Crane" (Denny Crane, "Boston Legal") "I know nothing!" A very strong episode (as these traveling episodes usually are). If I were you I wouldn't say too much around here.
Jack: "I knew my last line would get you, you know?
The laughs we get are sufficient rewards, and television scripting assignments are so rare, and so richly remunerative, that the writers avoid the risks. Barker: "Yes sir, would you like a ticket or a contract?" "Jack: "Well, then they could have talked to my agent. Unfortunately, the salesman is wearing the suit because, with what Jack Mary checks out Studio G, the last remaining studio, and finds comedian Alan Young there, preparing for his own television program (And it isn't Mister Ed!).
His eyes are just like mine, aren't they?" I have just returned from London, where I was acclaimed the greatest sensation to appear at the Palladium Theater, and a pint of cream'." Dennis sings "No One But You". Advantage: 1930's.Previously, Jack had never been much for theme songs.
A very good episode, and maybe the episode from this season that feels the most like a 1930's episode. Must have walked too far!" Rochester: "You ain't gonna get any funny answers out of that bridge lamp!" Jack: "Oh, have you got a date tonight, Rochester?" AND SHUT UP JOKE: [11:40] (Jack rehearses the answers he's going to give the columnist) A great episode, although Jack does come off as a bit too much of a bully, threatening to sue a cab driver for an accident that was obviously his own fault. Jack: "Oh, that's nice. Everyone stands around talking and telling stories before a play, but at Jack's home, rather than in the studio.
Bathing Suit!".
Now pick the smoking tip from us and you will surely say, For better taste that's smooth and mild, try Lucky Strikes today.
Bob: "Hiya, Phil.
(Jack Benny, "The Jack Benny Program") "Cut that out! Scarlet: "Yes! Now, lie down on the floor." LOL Some of them I used more when the shows were hits and don't use much now. Don arrives, in a bad mood.
for unknown letters.If you only have the first letter(s) of a word, type the letter(s) below.If you only have the last letter(s) of a word, type the letter(s) below. In rain or shine or snow this month, keep happy as can be, Elvia: "And you needn't ask me to leave, because you're going to sit there and listen to what I've got to say." JOKE: [20:00] (Phil talks about how he went over in London) Phil: "Hey Donsie, you would have been so proud of me.
The receptionist continues questioning Jack, then sends him in to see the Doctor. Mel (moments later): "Correction please, the train scheduled to go to Anaheim, Azusa and Cucamonga will only go to Anaheim and Azusa.
To pick a better cigarette, you don't need sleight of hand, Try Lucky's better taste and then they'll be your favorite brand. Frank: "And you introduced him to your loved one?"
Was this as big as the farewell party they threw you when you went away?" I've faced smoking tests galore, and each time I agree, I've got my hoe, I've got my rake, I guess I'm really set, I've planted peas and beans and corn, but oh my achin' back, Thank goodness for the mild rich taste inside my Lucky pack. "I... was Shanghaied!
Don, would you mind turning that apple around a little?" I mean. A customer comes up to buy a ticket, and if the Tennessee Waltz weren't already a hit song, the customer and Frank would have written it on the spot. Frank: "Oh, I don't, eh?
Who takes a good passport picture??"
Dennis: "Oh, I like the Acme Plaza, mother, it's such fun. Jack's breakfast is ready, so he goes into the library to read.
In Phil's car, he and Bagby are packing. Jack: "Well, what are you crying for? Dennis sings "Mona Lisa", and sings himself to sleep in the process. Jack: "Of course, if Shiller is going to get THOSE kind of laughs..." Dennis arrives and does his routine.
Don: "Ladies and Gentlemen, as there are only two more programs left in the current Lucky Strike series, at this time I would like to pay tribute to a man who, for the past 37 weeks, has brought joy and happiness into millions of American homes." The opening sequence in Jack's home is decent, but not remarkable. I met her husband, too."
The bit at the beginning with the false start of the program, and the blending of Sitcom and Show scenes was executed very well.
When Jack left the studio, the Real Show followed him, while the Fictional Show was supposedly continuing in his absence (even though no one actually heard it unless Jack tuned in to it himself). Here's a blow-by-blow recounting of these incidents: 1946: Jack buys shoelaces, but keeps exchanging the Plastic-tipped and metal-tipped type for each other. Methinks the lady doth protest too much! Don: "Well, they're opening at the Chicago Theater on May 18."
May I go in and say hello to him?"
Dennis, what's your uncle in jail for?" Don warns that they're mad at Jack since they've been with Jack for five years without a raise. But suddenly the men turned on me. What did you do wrong this time?" They suggest a few, but come up short again, and leave on their quest to get Jack a tax refund once again unfulfilled (as if any two IRS agents like that ever existed). Huh?
Oh, hello Miss Livingstone! Well, what does Tennessee Schmaltz want now?"
Jack: "That's exactly what I pay you.
Jack: "Last week I did a broadcast from the Nellis Air Force Base in Las Vegas. Jack (Voiceover): "I kept looking for the captain. Come on Herb, let's go back to the sanitarium and work on it some more." Or was that the El Capitan?" I was in Rome, Venice, Monte Carlo, London and Paris!"
those."
Before she can read it, Dennis calls and phones in his routine. Jack tries to order, but the waiter is Frank Nelson, so an argument quickly ensues. Isn't there any place closer?" Now, Mr. Riggs, would you please read that bottom row of numbers as fast as you can?" Mary finally reads the letter.
Not a lot of quotable lines, but a continuous supply of funny situations throughout.
Taking Mr. And Mrs. Ronald Colman to the Macombo. (Jack Benny, "The Jack Benny Program") "The tribe has spoken" (Jeff Probst, "Survivor") "Denny Crane" (Denny Crane, "Boston Legal") "I know nothing!" A very strong episode (as these traveling episodes usually are). If I were you I wouldn't say too much around here.
Jack: "I knew my last line would get you, you know?
The laughs we get are sufficient rewards, and television scripting assignments are so rare, and so richly remunerative, that the writers avoid the risks. Barker: "Yes sir, would you like a ticket or a contract?" "Jack: "Well, then they could have talked to my agent. Unfortunately, the salesman is wearing the suit because, with what Jack Mary checks out Studio G, the last remaining studio, and finds comedian Alan Young there, preparing for his own television program (And it isn't Mister Ed!).
His eyes are just like mine, aren't they?" I have just returned from London, where I was acclaimed the greatest sensation to appear at the Palladium Theater, and a pint of cream'." Dennis sings "No One But You". Advantage: 1930's.Previously, Jack had never been much for theme songs.
A very good episode, and maybe the episode from this season that feels the most like a 1930's episode. Must have walked too far!" Rochester: "You ain't gonna get any funny answers out of that bridge lamp!" Jack: "Oh, have you got a date tonight, Rochester?" AND SHUT UP JOKE: [11:40] (Jack rehearses the answers he's going to give the columnist) A great episode, although Jack does come off as a bit too much of a bully, threatening to sue a cab driver for an accident that was obviously his own fault. Jack: "Oh, that's nice. Everyone stands around talking and telling stories before a play, but at Jack's home, rather than in the studio.
Bathing Suit!".
Now pick the smoking tip from us and you will surely say, For better taste that's smooth and mild, try Lucky Strikes today.
Bob: "Hiya, Phil.
(Jack Benny, "The Jack Benny Program") "Cut that out! Scarlet: "Yes! Now, lie down on the floor." LOL Some of them I used more when the shows were hits and don't use much now. Don arrives, in a bad mood.
for unknown letters.If you only have the first letter(s) of a word, type the letter(s) below.If you only have the last letter(s) of a word, type the letter(s) below. In rain or shine or snow this month, keep happy as can be, Elvia: "And you needn't ask me to leave, because you're going to sit there and listen to what I've got to say." JOKE: [20:00] (Phil talks about how he went over in London) Phil: "Hey Donsie, you would have been so proud of me.
The receptionist continues questioning Jack, then sends him in to see the Doctor. Mel (moments later): "Correction please, the train scheduled to go to Anaheim, Azusa and Cucamonga will only go to Anaheim and Azusa.
To pick a better cigarette, you don't need sleight of hand, Try Lucky's better taste and then they'll be your favorite brand. Frank: "And you introduced him to your loved one?"
Was this as big as the farewell party they threw you when you went away?" I've faced smoking tests galore, and each time I agree, I've got my hoe, I've got my rake, I guess I'm really set, I've planted peas and beans and corn, but oh my achin' back, Thank goodness for the mild rich taste inside my Lucky pack. "I... was Shanghaied!
Don, would you mind turning that apple around a little?" I mean. A customer comes up to buy a ticket, and if the Tennessee Waltz weren't already a hit song, the customer and Frank would have written it on the spot. Frank: "Oh, I don't, eh?
Who takes a good passport picture??"
Dennis: "Oh, I like the Acme Plaza, mother, it's such fun. Jack's breakfast is ready, so he goes into the library to read.
In Phil's car, he and Bagby are packing. Jack: "Well, what are you crying for? Dennis sings "Mona Lisa", and sings himself to sleep in the process. Jack: "Of course, if Shiller is going to get THOSE kind of laughs..." Dennis arrives and does his routine.
Don: "Ladies and Gentlemen, as there are only two more programs left in the current Lucky Strike series, at this time I would like to pay tribute to a man who, for the past 37 weeks, has brought joy and happiness into millions of American homes." The opening sequence in Jack's home is decent, but not remarkable. I met her husband, too."
The bit at the beginning with the false start of the program, and the blending of Sitcom and Show scenes was executed very well.
When Jack left the studio, the Real Show followed him, while the Fictional Show was supposedly continuing in his absence (even though no one actually heard it unless Jack tuned in to it himself). Here's a blow-by-blow recounting of these incidents: 1946: Jack buys shoelaces, but keeps exchanging the Plastic-tipped and metal-tipped type for each other. Methinks the lady doth protest too much! Don: "Well, they're opening at the Chicago Theater on May 18."
May I go in and say hello to him?"
Dennis, what's your uncle in jail for?" Don warns that they're mad at Jack since they've been with Jack for five years without a raise. But suddenly the men turned on me. What did you do wrong this time?" They suggest a few, but come up short again, and leave on their quest to get Jack a tax refund once again unfulfilled (as if any two IRS agents like that ever existed). Huh?
Oh, hello Miss Livingstone! Well, what does Tennessee Schmaltz want now?"
Jack: "That's exactly what I pay you.
Jack: "Last week I did a broadcast from the Nellis Air Force Base in Las Vegas. Jack (Voiceover): "I kept looking for the captain. Come on Herb, let's go back to the sanitarium and work on it some more." Or was that the El Capitan?" I was in Rome, Venice, Monte Carlo, London and Paris!"
those."
Before she can read it, Dennis calls and phones in his routine. Jack tries to order, but the waiter is Frank Nelson, so an argument quickly ensues. Isn't there any place closer?" Now, Mr. Riggs, would you please read that bottom row of numbers as fast as you can?" Mary finally reads the letter.
Not a lot of quotable lines, but a continuous supply of funny situations throughout.
Taking Mr. And Mrs. Ronald Colman to the Macombo. (Jack Benny, "The Jack Benny Program") "The tribe has spoken" (Jeff Probst, "Survivor") "Denny Crane" (Denny Crane, "Boston Legal") "I know nothing!" A very strong episode (as these traveling episodes usually are). If I were you I wouldn't say too much around here.
Jack: "I knew my last line would get you, you know?
The laughs we get are sufficient rewards, and television scripting assignments are so rare, and so richly remunerative, that the writers avoid the risks. Barker: "Yes sir, would you like a ticket or a contract?" "Jack: "Well, then they could have talked to my agent. Unfortunately, the salesman is wearing the suit because, with what Jack Mary checks out Studio G, the last remaining studio, and finds comedian Alan Young there, preparing for his own television program (And it isn't Mister Ed!).
His eyes are just like mine, aren't they?" I have just returned from London, where I was acclaimed the greatest sensation to appear at the Palladium Theater, and a pint of cream'." Dennis sings "No One But You". Advantage: 1930's.Previously, Jack had never been much for theme songs.
A very good episode, and maybe the episode from this season that feels the most like a 1930's episode. Must have walked too far!" Rochester: "You ain't gonna get any funny answers out of that bridge lamp!" Jack: "Oh, have you got a date tonight, Rochester?" AND SHUT UP JOKE: [11:40] (Jack rehearses the answers he's going to give the columnist) A great episode, although Jack does come off as a bit too much of a bully, threatening to sue a cab driver for an accident that was obviously his own fault. Jack: "Oh, that's nice. Everyone stands around talking and telling stories before a play, but at Jack's home, rather than in the studio.
Bathing Suit!".
Now pick the smoking tip from us and you will surely say, For better taste that's smooth and mild, try Lucky Strikes today.
Bob: "Hiya, Phil.
(Jack Benny, "The Jack Benny Program") "Cut that out! Scarlet: "Yes! Now, lie down on the floor." LOL Some of them I used more when the shows were hits and don't use much now. Don arrives, in a bad mood.
for unknown letters.If you only have the first letter(s) of a word, type the letter(s) below.If you only have the last letter(s) of a word, type the letter(s) below. In rain or shine or snow this month, keep happy as can be, Elvia: "And you needn't ask me to leave, because you're going to sit there and listen to what I've got to say." JOKE: [20:00] (Phil talks about how he went over in London) Phil: "Hey Donsie, you would have been so proud of me.
The receptionist continues questioning Jack, then sends him in to see the Doctor. Mel (moments later): "Correction please, the train scheduled to go to Anaheim, Azusa and Cucamonga will only go to Anaheim and Azusa.
To pick a better cigarette, you don't need sleight of hand, Try Lucky's better taste and then they'll be your favorite brand. Frank: "And you introduced him to your loved one?"
Was this as big as the farewell party they threw you when you went away?" I've faced smoking tests galore, and each time I agree, I've got my hoe, I've got my rake, I guess I'm really set, I've planted peas and beans and corn, but oh my achin' back, Thank goodness for the mild rich taste inside my Lucky pack. "I... was Shanghaied!
Don, would you mind turning that apple around a little?" I mean. A customer comes up to buy a ticket, and if the Tennessee Waltz weren't already a hit song, the customer and Frank would have written it on the spot. Frank: "Oh, I don't, eh?
Who takes a good passport picture??"
Dennis: "Oh, I like the Acme Plaza, mother, it's such fun. Jack's breakfast is ready, so he goes into the library to read.
In Phil's car, he and Bagby are packing. Jack: "Well, what are you crying for? Dennis sings "Mona Lisa", and sings himself to sleep in the process. Jack: "Of course, if Shiller is going to get THOSE kind of laughs..." Dennis arrives and does his routine.
Don: "Ladies and Gentlemen, as there are only two more programs left in the current Lucky Strike series, at this time I would like to pay tribute to a man who, for the past 37 weeks, has brought joy and happiness into millions of American homes." The opening sequence in Jack's home is decent, but not remarkable. I met her husband, too."
The bit at the beginning with the false start of the program, and the blending of Sitcom and Show scenes was executed very well.
When Jack left the studio, the Real Show followed him, while the Fictional Show was supposedly continuing in his absence (even though no one actually heard it unless Jack tuned in to it himself). Here's a blow-by-blow recounting of these incidents: 1946: Jack buys shoelaces, but keeps exchanging the Plastic-tipped and metal-tipped type for each other. Methinks the lady doth protest too much! Don: "Well, they're opening at the Chicago Theater on May 18."
May I go in and say hello to him?"
Dennis, what's your uncle in jail for?" Don warns that they're mad at Jack since they've been with Jack for five years without a raise. But suddenly the men turned on me. What did you do wrong this time?" They suggest a few, but come up short again, and leave on their quest to get Jack a tax refund once again unfulfilled (as if any two IRS agents like that ever existed). Huh?
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